"Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex" is a 1969 essay in which science fiction author Larry Niven details the problems that Superman would face in sexual intercourse and reproduction with a human woman, using arguments based on humorous reconciliation between physics, biology and the abilities of Kryptonians as presented in Superman comic books.
Summary
The issues discussed include Superman's loss of physical control during intercourse, the presumed "super powers" of Superman's sperm cells, genetic incompatibility between humans and Kryptonians and the dangers the woman would face during gestation.
The title is a reference to the power and invulnerability indicated by Superman's epithet "Man of Steel", contrasting it with the relative fragility – like Kleenex brand facial tissue – of a human. The hypothetical woman is referred to in the essay as "LL", the initials of three women Superman has been romantically involved with: Lois Lane, Lana Lang and Lori Lemaris.
Publication history
The essay was first published in the men's magazine Knight in 1969,[1] then collected in Niven's 1971 collection, All the Myriad Ways.[2] It was republished in the 1978 anthology SuperHeroes edited by Michel Parry and noted with a starburst on the cover: "SPECIAL BONUS FEATURE! Intimate details of Superman's sex life revealed!"[3] It was reprinted in the 1990 Niven compilation N-Space.[4] It was published with softcore illustrations by classic Superman artist Curt Swan, with the character's identifying features and logo obscured, and conspicuous trademark/copyright disclaimers, in a 1995 issue of Penthouse Comix.[5]
In 1986, it was posted to Usenet, leading to an early debate about online copyright violation.[6]
References
- ^ Knight, The Magazine for the Adult Male, Volume 7, Issue 8, December 1969.
- ^ Niven, Larry. All the Myriad Ways (Ballantine Books, 1971).
- ^ Parry, Michel. SuperHeroes (Sphere books, 1978)
- ^ Niven, Larry. N-Space (Tor Books, 1990).
- ^ Penthouse Comix #5 (Jan./Feb. 1995).
- ^ Von Rospach, Chuq. "Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex". Usenet. Retrieved February 28, 2016.
External links
Bibliography of Larry Niven |
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| Known Space |
- World of Ptavvs (1966)
- A Gift from Earth (1968)
- Neutron Star (1968)
- Protector (1973)
- Tales of Known Space (1975)
- Flatlander (1976)
- The Patchwork Girl (1986)
- Crashlander (1994)
| | Ringworld |
- Ringworld (1970)
- The Ringworld Engineers (1979)
- The Ringworld Throne (1996)
- Ringworld's Children (2004)
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| Fleet of Worlds2 |
- Fleet of Worlds (2007)
- Juggler of Worlds (2008)
- Destroyer of Worlds (2009)
- Betrayer of Worlds (2010)
- Fate of Worlds (2012)
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| The Magic Goes Away |
- The Magic Goes Away (1976)
- The Magic May Return (1981)
- More Magic (1984)
- The Burning City (2000)
- Burning Tower (2005)
- The Seascape Tattoo (2016)
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Written with Jerry Pournelle |
- Inferno (1976)
- Lucifer's Hammer (1977)
- Oath of Fealty (1981)
- Footfall (1985)
- Escape from Hell (2009)
| | Moties3 |
- The Mote in God's Eye (1974)
- The Gripping Hand (1993)
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| Heorot4 |
- The Legacy of Heorot (1987)
- Beowulf's Children (1995)
- Destiny's Road (1997)
- Starborn & Godsons (2020)
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| Dream Park4 |
- Dream Park (1981)
- The Barsoom Project (1989)
- The California Voodoo Game (1992)
- The Moon Maze Game (2011)
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| The State |
- A World Out of Time (1976)
- The Integral Trees (1984)
- The Smoke Ring (1987)
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| Co-authored novels |
- The Flying Sorcerers (1971)
- The Descent of Anansi (1982)
- Fallen Angels (1991)
- Building Harlequin's Moon (2005)
- Bowl of Heaven (2012)
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| Other collections |
- All the Myriad Ways (1971)
- The Flight of the Horse (1973)
- Inconstant Moon (1973)
- A Hole in Space (1974)
- Convergent Series (1979)
- Limits (1985)
- N-Space (1990)
- Playgrounds of the Mind (1991)
- Bridging the Galaxies (1993)
- Rainbow Mars (1999)
- Scatterbrain (2003)
- The Draco Tavern (2006)
- Stars and Gods (2010)
- The Best of Larry Niven (2010)
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| Short stories |
- "At the Core"
- "The Borderland of Sol"
- "Death by Ecstasy"
- "The Defenseless Dead"
- "Flash Crowd"
- "Flatlander"
- "Grendel"
- "The Handicapped"
- "The Hole Man"
- "The Jigsaw Man"
- "The Magic Goes Away"
- "Neutron Star"
- "Procrustes"
- "The Return of William Proxmire"
- "The Soft Weapon"
- "What Good Is A Glass Dagger?"
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| TV episodes written |
- "The Slaver Weapon" (Star Trek: The Animated Series)
- "Downstream" (Land of the Lost)
- "Hurricane" (Land of the Lost) with David Gerrold
- "Circle" (Land of the Lost) with David Gerrold
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- Collections by Niven or others
- With Edward M. Lerner
- Set in the CoDominium series
- With Steven Barnes
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